This morning's ride was an eye opener....got on as usual, usual crowd (including freakishly cheerful lady, more about her another time), settled in my usual seat halfway to the back. Then a guy got on that I've never seen (or at least never noticed).
There was some minor commotion; sounded like he couldn't find his pass or ticket or something. He had his hands full so sat down to look for it in the inside pocket of his coat. Problem right there - he couldn't get his coat unzipped. He put all his stuff between his knees to hold onto it, kept tugging at his zipper, and kept talking the whole time he was working at it. I closed my eyes as I usually do, only to open them a few seconds later and see him pulling his coat over his head. Problem right there - his shirt came with it and we had a half-naked (and fully unattractive) man on the bus.
He did find his ticket. Eventually. And put his shirt and coat back on. None too soon. I believe, as the news always says, "alcohol may have been involved."
Coming home, I got to sit behind a lady that about as tall as me and about the same build - in other words, short and fat. That's where the resemblance ends. She has and ENORMOUS pile of hair on top of her head. Her bangs and other "front hair" is curled and looks relatively normal for an older lady, including the dark auburn color. Then you see this ENORMOUS pile of hair on top of her head, with a bright scarf wrapped around the sides of it, but not covering the top. Kind of like when you wrap a dishcloth around a hot pan to carry it. But the hair wasn't just hair - it's dread locks! It just didn't seem to fit her age, or her attire (polyester pants and jacket). Was she a middle class gypsy? A medium leaving her day job? She looked like a Rasta Lunch Lady, actually. Very interesting.