The girl behind me was cooing and making sweet on her phone, all full of "honey"s and "baby"s and such...obviously talking to her sweetie. Okay, I can excuse cute, but would still prefer to not hear it at 6:00 freakin a.m.!
After about 10 minutes of this, I heard her say, "but I still love my husband." !!! Hello? !!!
Further into the conversation, it was, "well, you gave me the hickey where I didn't want it, not where I wanted it." First of all, who WANTS a hickey (besides her)? Second, I don't even want to imagine the RIGHT spot for one.
